Updated: May 23, 2018
Captain's Log: It's the fourth of the fifth today, or the five fourth if you're American... I think...
Regardless, LDP has come to a standstill at the moment while Fred works on failing his exams and I work on burning the rest of my coursework. Prince Phillip resigned today which is rather unexciting considering he was born in an age where dinosaurs were considered a "groundbreaking method of transportation" and i'm fairly sure his birth certificate was written on a stone tablet. Anyway, enough of roasting the Royals, they're burned to a crisp already. Fred and I (most notably I, as in Frankie the supreme comic overlord) have been working on an idea for a sketch show. The idea of creating a sketch show has been something we've been halfheartedly meandering around for a while now, but I think it's time we finally pull up our socks and step in the puddle like the brave fellows we are. The show, we've decided, is to be named 'Brighton Early' because it's a fun play on the term 'Bright and early' (I explain this not because I believe our readers are incompetent, but because it took Fred a week and a half to realize the clever pun I created all by myself). The production will take the form of a regional news station and while, yes, it will be set in the Brightleverse it will NOT contain any overt references to what is going on in our currently ongoing in our other series'. (sorry to all of our thirty-three subscribers, we hate to disappoint you again.) In other news, Ace Airman will be entering the all exciting filming phase next month which is bloody terrifying considering the script is less complete than Jeremy Corbyn's hairline. Perhaps if somebody lets Fred borrow the family brain-cell we will be able to get the script done before the turn of the century.
(original post by Frankie)